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[licentious]

[ Ah, the new wave of people. Lust has been planning this since Envy told her what was going on a month ago, so, she's going to test the waters. How foolish are these people? How generous are these people? All of which will be sparked with a single sentence. ] 

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you wish to go, do you? I could probably aid you. At least in entry and infiltration. There really isn't anything there, but then again, my sojourn was rather brief.

[foolishwren]

well, no plans on it yet

i got other shit to do

but for future reference...

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. I'm quite busy myself but it'd be interesting to explore it with someone stronger. If you are still interested in it, just filter a message to me. My name, by the way, is Isabella.

[foolishwren]

<sub>[MAKIN' A MENTAL NOTE OF THAT.]

will do!


name's Heather</sub>

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I suppose it's nice to meet you, Heather. How long have you been trapped here?

[foolishwren]

Trapped?

some people are trapped


but not me


I've been here for a year and then some.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

So you enjoy your time here?

A year isn't too long. However, I need to be at home as soon as possible. Are there any clues to how or why we arrived?

[foolishwren]

it's better than where I came from, that's for sure


anyway, fraid not

people do go home sometimes, spontaneously. But nobody knows how or why

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

My apologies that your world is so cruel that this looks better as a result.

Hm. I see. Clever on their part to remain so elusive, but they can't remain like this forever.

[foolishwren]

eh im used to it


apparently they've remained that way a lot longer than any of us have been here

but lemma tell ya, if any of them rear their ugly heads where I can get to them, they're in for a world of pain

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Such cruelty is something no one should be used ti [ blatant lies lust loves this. ]

Now that would be quite the sight to see. [ blatant truth lust loves this. ]

[foolishwren]

that's life for ya

_{[Heather's response to such things is pretty pragmatic, all things considered. Gut-spilling and other embarrassing displays of Woe Is Me are saved for trusted bros.]}

it'll happen eventually

stay tuned

I'M SORRY FOR THE TYPO EARLIER LET'S JUST PRETEND IT'S IC...

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ This conversation has been entirely satisfying for Lust. ] Have you ever thought about going to another world entirely? If multiple worlds converge here, who's to say you can't go somewhere you get the happiness you deserve? [ LET ME GIVE YOU THIS BROCHURE FOR AMESTRIS. ]

It'll be a sight to see definitely.

IT'S OKAY I ALWAYS PRETEND TYPOS ARE IC WHEN IT'S TEXTING <3

[foolishwren]

<sub>[She'd be lying if she tried to claim such thoughts hadn't occurred to her... especially since going back would mean losing her father. Again.]

[If she had the chance and means to? She'd grab him and RUN, far away from the place where he was already dead.]</sub>

considering nobody even knows how people get here or go back, that doesn't sound very possible



but if it were, id do it

WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ Aw! How heartwarming!

Too bad this isn't a word in Lust's vocabulary but for now she'll just sow some seeds. ]

It could be possible if we find a route out. Either way, as a wealthy socialite, I could provide you and other people from your world a stay in mine. Amestris is a fairly nice place.

IDK I THINK I WAS BITTEN BY SOME RADIOACTIVE AMAZING AS A KID

[foolishwren]

thanks for the offer

_{[... But no word on whether or not she'd take it. Sorry Lust, Heather doesn't trust strangers easily. Especially not if she knew you were a woman named LUST.]}

AMAZING IS BASICALLY CONDENSED INTO YOU

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

No problem at all, Heather.

[ COME ON HEATHER LUST IS THE STRANGER NOW TAKE THE CANDY... ]

WITH GREAT AMAZING COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY

[foolishwren]

cool

<sub>[C-careful Lust, Heather's had far too many strangers offer her metaphorical candy before. If you want a shot at this, you'll have to take it slooooooow and eaaaaasy. ... Especially because this kid will bite the hand that holds the candy if she thinks there might be poison hidden in the wrappers.]

[BUT YOU'RE NOT DOING BAD SO FAR.]</sub>

so when did you get here anyway?

just now?

OH GOD I'D HATE TO SEE THE DAMAGE FROM IRRESPONSIBILITY

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Earlier today. I had to get over the initial shock of public urination.

[ LUST WILL BE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL CANDY GIVER EVER YOU KNOW THIS OKAY?

Besides her hand regenerates who even gives a fuck if you bite it :x ]

IT'S PRETTY DISASTROUS

[foolishwren]

<sub>[SHE'LL HAVE TO BEAT HEATHER'S MOTHER TO SUCCEED AT THAT. DAHLIA'S PRETTY HARD TO BEST. But hey, competition's open.]

[Heather doesn't like things that don't care if she bites them. :c]

[She is, however, successfully distracted.]</sub>

public uri--



WHAT?

dude what kind of boonies town is mahogany if they dont have toilets what the hell

enough to leave my phone at home?

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ Lust caused a genocide by ordering a child to be shot in the face o/.

Heather's mom is suddenly reduced to an incarnation of Mrs. Fields B).

Oh damn it ): ]

Oh they have toilets. It's apparently just a choice to use one.

It wasn't an NPC either. It looks like a similarly ranked rocket was doing his best impersonation of a dog. I could only assume just when he arrived here, and just what happened to him if the use of toiletries escapes him.

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Heather's mom almost destroyed the world several times over purely by being a conniving, manipulative, sociopathic old coot who was really good at fucking with people. Even decades and decades after she died. ... Oh, and she also lit her daughter on fire. In order to be able to destroy the world.]

[It's pretty hard to beat Dahlia Gillespie when it comes to pure, manipulative evil.]</sub>

man just when i thought rockets couldn't get any lamer

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ okay never mind.

Lust is working for someone that wiped out two civilizations and wants to absorb God to make the world a better place for him only. He's trapped several people inside stones and made them spend their souls in agony for multiple multiple decades. To this extent, Lust is just a lackey but she supports all of this. HOWEVER SHE'S NOT THAT EVIL...

But Lust is still pretty much a really really bad girl!!!!! ]

Their incompetency seems almost legendary. Wouldn't you agree?

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Y-yeah.]

[Dahlia is kind of a brand of evil all to herself. ... Even Heather doesn't (and probably never will) know the full extent of her mother's intricate schemes. The examples mentioned previously? Just the bare bones of the massive amount of trolling that woman inflicted upon anyone and everyone unfortunate enough to be involved with that cursed town.]

[BUT ALL THE SAME, SHE AND LUST WOULD PROBABLY GET ALONG. Birds of a feather, as they say.]</sub>

for the most part.

they did take over the radio tower

but I think that's a commentary on the competency of the cops here more than anything else

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ Lust on the other hand loves people suffering so she'll just be thinking about what's in your brackets and practically drool over the image of your mom. So don't mind her observing these brackets and applauding them*

*Not actually observing them.

Wait, she's most likely a human? Fuck that. Respect totally lost. ]

It's not like the police are any better. Without competent evil, there can't be that much competent good. Both need each other to grow to demonstrate to others what isn't acceptable and how to counter unacceptable things. Therefore, the one time the bad guys weren't useless, the good guys were caught off guard.