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[ This conversation has been entirely satisfying for Lust. ] Have you ever thought about going to another world entirely? If multiple worlds converge here, who's to say you can't go somewhere you get the happiness you deserve? [ LET ME GIVE YOU THIS BROCHURE FOR AMESTRIS. ]

It'll be a sight to see definitely.

_{[She'd be lying if she tried to claim such thoughts hadn't occurred to her... especially since going back would mean losing her father. Again.]

[If she had the chance and means to? She'd grab him and RUN, far away from the place where he was already dead.]}

considering nobody even knows how people get here or go back, that doesn't sound very possible



but if it were, id do it

[ Aw! How heartwarming!

Too bad this isn't a word in Lust's vocabulary but for now she'll just sow some seeds. ]

It could be possible if we find a route out. Either way, as a wealthy socialite, I could provide you and other people from your world a stay in mine. Amestris is a fairly nice place.

thanks for the offer

_{[... But no word on whether or not she'd take it. Sorry Lust, Heather doesn't trust strangers easily. Especially not if she knew you were a woman named LUST.]}

No problem at all, Heather.

[ COME ON HEATHER LUST IS THE STRANGER NOW TAKE THE CANDY... ]

cool

_{[C-careful Lust, Heather's had far too many strangers offer her metaphorical candy before. If you want a shot at this, you'll have to take it slooooooow and eaaaaasy. ... Especially because this kid will bite the hand that holds the candy if she thinks there might be poison hidden in the wrappers.]

[BUT YOU'RE NOT DOING BAD SO FAR.]}

so when did you get here anyway?

just now?

Earlier today. I had to get over the initial shock of public urination.

[ LUST WILL BE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL CANDY GIVER EVER YOU KNOW THIS OKAY?

Besides her hand regenerates who even gives a fuck if you bite it :x ]

_{[SHE'LL HAVE TO BEAT HEATHER'S MOTHER TO SUCCEED AT THAT. DAHLIA'S PRETTY HARD TO BEST. But hey, competition's open.]

[Heather doesn't like things that don't care if she bites them. :c]

[She is, however, successfully distracted.]}

public uri--



WHAT?

dude what kind of boonies town is mahogany if they dont have toilets what the hell

[ Lust caused a genocide by ordering a child to be shot in the face o/.

Heather's mom is suddenly reduced to an incarnation of Mrs. Fields B).

Oh damn it ): ]

Oh they have toilets. It's apparently just a choice to use one. It wasn't an NPC either. It looks like a similarly ranked rocket was doing his best impersonation of a dog. I could only assume just when he arrived here, and just what happened to him if the use of toiletries escapes him.

_{[Heather's mom almost destroyed the world several times over purely by being a conniving, manipulative, sociopathic old coot who was really good at fucking with people. Even decades and decades after she died. ... Oh, and she also lit her daughter on fire. In order to be able to destroy the world.]

[It's pretty hard to beat Dahlia Gillespie when it comes to pure, manipulative evil.]}

man just when i thought rockets couldn't get any lamer

[ okay never mind.

Lust is working for someone that wiped out two civilizations and wants to absorb God to make the world a better place for him only. He's trapped several people inside stones and made them spend their souls in agony for multiple multiple decades. To this extent, Lust is just a lackey but she supports all of this. HOWEVER SHE'S NOT THAT EVIL...

But Lust is still pretty much a really really bad girl!!!!! ]

Their incompetency seems almost legendary. Wouldn't you agree?

_{[Y-yeah.]

[Dahlia is kind of a brand of evil all to herself. ... Even Heather doesn't (and probably never will) know the full extent of her mother's intricate schemes. The examples mentioned previously? Just the bare bones of the massive amount of trolling that woman inflicted upon anyone and everyone unfortunate enough to be involved with that cursed town.]

[BUT ALL THE SAME, SHE AND LUST WOULD PROBABLY GET ALONG. Birds of a feather, as they say.]}

for the most part.

they did take over the radio tower

but I think that's a commentary on the competency of the cops here more than anything else

[ Lust on the other hand loves people suffering so she'll just be thinking about what's in your brackets and practically drool over the image of your mom. So don't mind her observing these brackets and applauding them*

*Not actually observing them.

Wait, she's most likely a human? Fuck that. Respect totally lost. ]

It's not like the police are any better. Without competent evil, there can't be that much competent good. Both need each other to grow to demonstrate to others what isn't acceptable and how to counter unacceptable things. Therefore, the one time the bad guys weren't useless, the good guys were caught off guard.

_{[Oh psh, humans can be epic trolls too!]

[But yes, needless to say... Heather did not have a good relationship with her mother.]}

i guess that makes sense

but still

they didn't even believe there was a problem because it all got covered up

[ HUMANS CANNOT TROLL THEY ARE THE TROLLED /trolls one |: ]

As to be expected. They do a better job as janitors than actual janitors.

_{[BUT DAHLIA TROLLS EVERYBODY. EVEN GODS. ... and then they light her on fire and kill her but shhhhhh.]}

hey dont diss the janitors around here, they're like one of the few people who ACTUALLY do their jobs

_{[She worked for a few months at the Goldenrod Department Store and the janitors were her bros, man. They didn't boss her around.]}

[ HEY HER AND DALHIA HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN I THOUGHT. ]

Considering how the only establishment I've been is completely filthy, I guess I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

_{[KILLED-BY-GOD TROLL BUDDIES?!]}

well I guess I cant speak for the rocket place

maybe they cant afford janitors, considerinng how much they SUCK

[ NO. LIT ON FIRE. ): ]

Considering how they may spend most of their money on bail, I think your hypothesis is reasonable.

_{[... LIT-ON-FIRE TROLL BUDDIES THEN. ... Also, that icon is terrifying.]}

the more I think about those guys, the more fail they become

[ BURNED FLESH BUDDIES ]

Not like they ever had a shot at becoming "great".

_{[CHARCOAL CHUMS]}

at least not in the time I'VE been here

apart from a few solo creeps acting on their own, they havent done ANYTHING really

except for the tower thing

[ SMOKED SISTERS. ]

Solo creeps? You mean there are specs of efficiency? Tch. That's surprising.

_{[BAKED BITCHES?]}

well I dont know if they were under orders or anything

but there have been creepers here who actually do hurt people

_{[... In ways apart from just the usual thuggish behavior, she means.]}

[ one big filled, filled with charred bitches. ]

Were they higher ranked in the organization?

I'M SORRY FOR THE TYPO EARLIER LET'S JUST PRETEND IT'S IC...

IT'S OKAY I ALWAYS PRETEND TYPOS ARE IC WHEN IT'S TEXTING <3

WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING

IDK I THINK I WAS BITTEN BY SOME RADIOACTIVE AMAZING AS A KID

AMAZING IS BASICALLY CONDENSED INTO YOU

WITH GREAT AMAZING COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY

OH GOD I'D HATE TO SEE THE DAMAGE FROM IRRESPONSIBILITY

IT'S PRETTY DISASTROUS

enough to leave my phone at home?

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is it bad that I think it'd be hilarious for her to find out about Dahlia ICly eventually?

It'd be hilarious. Watch as Lust mimics basic empathy while making up a story about botox.

HAHAHAHAH this should happen somewhere way down the line

IT TOTALLY SHOULD

I LIKE THIS IDEA

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