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[licentious]

[ Ah, the new wave of people. Lust has been planning this since Envy told her what was going on a month ago, so, she's going to test the waters. How foolish are these people? How generous are these people? All of which will be sparked with a single sentence. ] 

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ Lust on the other hand loves people suffering so she'll just be thinking about what's in your brackets and practically drool over the image of your mom. So don't mind her observing these brackets and applauding them*

*Not actually observing them.

Wait, she's most likely a human? Fuck that. Respect totally lost. ]

It's not like the police are any better. Without competent evil, there can't be that much competent good. Both need each other to grow to demonstrate to others what isn't acceptable and how to counter unacceptable things. Therefore, the one time the bad guys weren't useless, the good guys were caught off guard.

is it bad that I think it'd be hilarious for her to find out about Dahlia ICly eventually?

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Oh psh, humans can be epic trolls too!]

[But yes, needless to say... Heather did not have a good relationship with her mother.]</sub>

i guess that makes sense

but still

they didn't even believe there was a problem because it all got covered up

It'd be hilarious. Watch as Lust mimics basic empathy while making up a story about botox.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ HUMANS CANNOT TROLL THEY ARE THE TROLLED /trolls one |: ]

As to be expected. They do a better job as janitors than actual janitors.

HAHAHAHAH this should happen somewhere way down the line

[foolishwren]

_{[BUT DAHLIA TROLLS EVERYBODY. EVEN GODS. ... and then they light her on fire and kill her but shhhhhh.]}

hey dont diss the janitors around here, they're like one of the few people who ACTUALLY do their jobs

_{[She worked for a few months at the Goldenrod Department Store and the janitors were her bros, man. They didn't boss her around.]}

IT TOTALLY SHOULD

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ HEY HER AND DALHIA HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN I THOUGHT. ]

Considering how the only establishment I've been is completely filthy, I guess I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

I LIKE THIS IDEA

[foolishwren]

_{[KILLED-BY-GOD TROLL BUDDIES?!]}

well I guess I cant speak for the rocket place

maybe they cant afford janitors, considerinng how much they SUCK

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ NO. LIT ON FIRE. ): ]

Considering how they may spend most of their money on bail, I think your hypothesis is reasonable.

[foolishwren]

_{[... LIT-ON-FIRE TROLL BUDDIES THEN. ... Also, that icon is terrifying.]}

the more I think about those guys, the more fail they become

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ BURNED FLESH BUDDIES ]

Not like they ever had a shot at becoming "great".

[foolishwren]

_{[CHARCOAL CHUMS]}

at least not in the time I'VE been here

apart from a few solo creeps acting on their own, they havent done ANYTHING really

except for the tower thing

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ SMOKED SISTERS. ]

Solo creeps? You mean there are specs of efficiency? Tch. That's surprising.

[foolishwren]

_{[BAKED BITCHES?]}

well I dont know if they were under orders or anything

but there have been creepers here who actually do hurt people

_{[... In ways apart from just the usual thuggish behavior, she means.]}

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ one big filled, filled with charred bitches. ]

Were they higher ranked in the organization?

[foolishwren]

I have no idea to be honest

I think some of them were just working on their own

don't know anything about the rankings and shit

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

It's not like they discouraged acting mean; we can just blame them anyways.

[foolishwren]

im sure even if they didn't order it, they were A-OK with it happening

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Sorry, we've decided to fire you from our organization:

You're just too mean.

[ can you see the sarcasm dripping off her text.... ]

[foolishwren]

lol


yeah our evil is limited to not flushing public toilets after using them, forwarding really annoying chain letters, and not smiling at the sight of kittens

get out

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

If you do not forward this text to nine thousand people, we will come over and steal your pokemon.

Then, oogaboogawallalala will come and rip your soul from your body, eternally separating it forever.

[foolishwren]

_{[... Okay, now Heather's laughing on the other end.]}

and maybe egg your house and use up the last toilet paper on the roll in your bathroom, because that's how we roll

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ this snark is the best... ]

We will also refrain from using coasters on your tables, leaving an awful stain mark wherever our heartless men have been.

[foolishwren]

_{[All things considered, Lust is doing a pretty good job of ingratiating herself so far.]}

also we'll leave all your lights on even after we leave a room

take that electric bill

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ And Heather holds a tiny place in her heart. So tiny she's been moved to the "offer leadership or kill quickly and painlessly" list if she refuses. ]

We'll also jaywalk and occupy fields of grass where signs tell us specially we aren't allowed to stand there. Finally, it is in every Team Rocket agenda to tip 10%, not 15%.

We're truly monsters.

[foolishwren]

_{[How generous!]}

the worst kind

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Our bowling team has never lost to a single other team yet except our mothers.

Truly the most hardened criminals.