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[licentious]

[ Ah, the new wave of people. Lust has been planning this since Envy told her what was going on a month ago, so, she's going to test the waters. How foolish are these people? How generous are these people? All of which will be sparked with a single sentence. ] 

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

If you do not forward this text to nine thousand people, we will come over and steal your pokemon.

Then, oogaboogawallalala will come and rip your soul from your body, eternally separating it forever.

[foolishwren]

_{[... Okay, now Heather's laughing on the other end.]}

and maybe egg your house and use up the last toilet paper on the roll in your bathroom, because that's how we roll

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ this snark is the best... ]

We will also refrain from using coasters on your tables, leaving an awful stain mark wherever our heartless men have been.

[foolishwren]

_{[All things considered, Lust is doing a pretty good job of ingratiating herself so far.]}

also we'll leave all your lights on even after we leave a room

take that electric bill

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ And Heather holds a tiny place in her heart. So tiny she's been moved to the "offer leadership or kill quickly and painlessly" list if she refuses. ]

We'll also jaywalk and occupy fields of grass where signs tell us specially we aren't allowed to stand there. Finally, it is in every Team Rocket agenda to tip 10%, not 15%.

We're truly monsters.

[foolishwren]

_{[How generous!]}

the worst kind

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Our bowling team has never lost to a single other team yet except our mothers.

Truly the most hardened criminals.

[foolishwren]

one time, i went onto Disney's official website, and there was a popup asking me to make sure I had parental permission to access the website

i clicked 'yes'

even though I didn't

that is the rocket way

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

When I give money to charity, I give it all in thousands so the bank has to call me to affirm it. They're then sent through red tape that takes them half a week to get through.

#rocketlyf

[foolishwren]

oh man i need to think of a good 'bros before hos' equivalent


... "ROCKETS BEFORE SOCKETS"?

idk sockets are kind of like 'hos' if you're doing the whole Freudian symbolism thing



wow thats actually pretty lame, never mind

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Rockets before pockets.

Donate all your money in the pocket to charities ... that sponsor only one thing only. Therefore, the rest of the causes won't be funded for.

What a brilliant and ludicrously evil plan.

[foolishwren]

... HAH

good one

and it'd be like a really stupid charity too

like a charity to provide audiobooks for the deaf or something

let me know if this layout is hard on your eyes or anything ;;

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ ooc: if you have any particular recommendations, I'll be able to make them! ]

Thank you. I personally lean towards Make Them Shine Charity. Where one donates 10,000,000$ in order to shine the baton of one of our hardworking officers.

It's okay, custom comment pages are the lesser of two evils right now. XD

[foolishwren]

Sounds good to me

a very worthy cause

ty!

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

One of the greatest along, "Private Jet Fuel for Successful Entrepreneurs."

Won't someone please think of the successful business men???