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[licentious]

[ Ah, the new wave of people. Lust has been planning this since Envy told her what was going on a month ago, so, she's going to test the waters. How foolish are these people? How generous are these people? All of which will be sparked with a single sentence. ] 

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

Comments

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Then perhaps they should be more liberal with their information. I only received a post-it and a Sneasel. Readily available may be a bit of a misleading statement.

[ HA. She craps on these names anyways. Humans all have the same stupid names but she has to keep track on them for manipulation. ]

Isabella. The pleasure is mine. [ n_n ]

[parkour]

You're starting better than most, addressing your Pokémon by its proper name so soon.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

It's the only thing it's saying. What else was I supposed to do with it?

[ HOLD THE PCD HERE... ]

If new people don't know their personal animal of mass destruction's name, this place must be teeming in fatalities.

[ Collected and cool as ever, she doesn't have high hopes for this place ): ]

[parkour]

Right, right. After all, you're new, so you wouldn't know just how many are completely inept at figuring out even the most basic facts, including the ones spelled right out for the from the moment they wake up in Johto.

How foolish of me.



Isn't that so?

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

The most foolish. Poor, poor, little you. Unable to handle interactions with those confused. I can't fathom to begin thinking how you cope with life.

[parkour]

My, what a sense of humor you have.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Most people don't seem to appreciate it.

[parkour]

I'm not most people.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I didn't say you were.

[parkour]

I wanted to state it for the record.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Record? Noted. Chance of it getting lost? 100%.

[parkour]

Your honesty is admirable.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

As is your confidence, and self-worth. [ aka you're exactly the reason why she hates humans but why not you're the closest thing she gets to liking someone here that's not her palm tree from home or Heather. ]

[parkour]

In a world of people with such low self-esteem, someone has to have those things.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Multiple people have them, and most of them demonstrate this trait at inopportune moments. [ aka you human little shits are too smug |: homunculus trait only!!! ]

[parkour]

I never said other people didn't exhibit those traits. However, they are in the minority -- even many of those who display it aren't very genuine.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Correct, on both accounts. It's amazing to see how easily some of the most over confident of men crumble. The fallouts are easily preventable, or, at the very least, able to be softened, yet time after time they don't take what's in front of them in order to save themselves.

[parkour]

It seems you're very experienced in the matter. Impressive, really. Very few would understand that.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Experience? If anyone read today's newspaper where I'm from anyone could understand it. But, as far as actual understanding goes, a majority of the country may as well be functioning illiterates.

How's the place where you reside? Awfully similar?

[parkour]

Eerily so, I'd say -- though I suppose it's likely that way on most worlds. Interesting as humans can be, most are not very bright!

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

If most were bright, intelligence wouldn't be considered a positive trait, it'd be considered a norm.

[parkour]

And such a shame that is, hm?

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Not really. I enjoy being praised by society.

[ casually lays out some bait owo ]

[parkour]

That is what many people enjoy.

GOD THIS CR IS LIKE SEX...

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I enjoy others seeing the Truth.