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[licentious]

[ Ah, the new wave of people. Lust has been planning this since Envy told her what was going on a month ago, so, she's going to test the waters. How foolish are these people? How generous are these people? All of which will be sparked with a single sentence. ] 

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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/that guy from hey arnold that breathes behind helga here

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Oh, I certainly agree. The fallouts are anything but boring.

hyugdssghdsdf i don't even

[parkour]

Watching things unfold is usually the best part.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I'd say their reactions are definitely the best part. Their pride definitely makes their reactions hard to ignore, or to particularly pity.

[parkour]

How rare to see anyone else who thinks along the same lines.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Well, what can I say? It's not exactly a rare line of thought, it's just that some are more open about it than others.

Or at least open when you take a second glance. If people were this open, I suppose society would know who to avoid to feel safe, correct?

[parkour]

Of course.

But I could easily see that you have much to hide already, so it's not very surprising. It does keep things interesting, though.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

You could only easily see because I can see what you have to hide too. Equivalent exchange. Did you really think you'd actually gain this piece of information for free?

It's all right though. I haven't had such a rousing conversation in such a long time.

[parkour]

Of course not. Nothing in life is free, after all. Keeping things hidden is more than expected, though some things are... much more obvious than others.

Not that I see a problem with that.

After all, it does keep things interesting. And I'm not much of a fan of boredom!

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I can see that you have a distaste for boredom. I'll give your deserved credit though, you are smarter and you put your boredom to good use compared to the myriad of more futile uses that I've seen. [ like a slip and slide on the stairs or an attempt to build a rocket to the moon.

There are some crazy ass mofos in Amestris that I just made up. Father Cornello could go on this list too. ]

[parkour]

And to think, Johto's only a miniscule fraction of my time spent.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

The time I spent in Johto isn't even worthy of a number spent in proportion to Amestris.

[parkour]

Of course, considering you've just arrived, hm?

[If she can read sarcasm via text, now would be an opportune time to do so.]

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Assumptions now? Really, I expected better.

[ half-feigning shock.

yep. she actually doesn't really give any sort of fuck. ]

[parkour]

I wouldn't consider it much of an assumption.

More of an observation, perhaps.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

And what prompts this observation?

[parkour]

General demeanor, really.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I suppose I should be fortunate that only you have the observant abilities to see through my ruse. Bravo.

[parkour]

It is something of a rare occurrence. Not to worry, I won't spill your secret.

[He's actually proud -- not that he figured it out, but that she admitted to it. Victory!]

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

You don't seem the type to reveal it publicly. [ Considering how he also revealed that he quite the checkered person. ] Ere regardless, your efforts and intelligence are quite commendable. Take pride that you're the only person in Johto that can use logic.

[ such an astounding accomplishment. ]

[parkour]

[He's not particularly inclined to agree - he knows and has known there are other people who are somewhat similar to him in that regard. But that's not important right now.

Perhaps I should look into having a plaque made to acknowledge my accomplishment.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ Well, it'd be difficult for him to move against her anyways so she's not remotely worried or anything. ]

I'm certain not even all the gold in Johto can measure up to this grand accomplishment.

[parkour]

Perhaps I can hoard from another region, in that case.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Is there really a region big enough for this very accomplishment? I can't even fathom how they'll award someone who cures the common cold. [ .... with the world? ]

[parkour]

It's difficult to say. It's not as if Johto is known for its conventional means, in any case.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

For all we know, here it's cured by sparkles and sunshine.

[ the text is utterly drenched with sarcasm. ]