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[licentious]

[ Ah, the new wave of people. Lust has been planning this since Envy told her what was going on a month ago, so, she's going to test the waters. How foolish are these people? How generous are these people? All of which will be sparked with a single sentence. ] 

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

The time I spent in Johto isn't even worthy of a number spent in proportion to Amestris.

[parkour]

Of course, considering you've just arrived, hm?

[If she can read sarcasm via text, now would be an opportune time to do so.]

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Assumptions now? Really, I expected better.

[ half-feigning shock.

yep. she actually doesn't really give any sort of fuck. ]

[parkour]

I wouldn't consider it much of an assumption.

More of an observation, perhaps.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

And what prompts this observation?

[parkour]

General demeanor, really.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I suppose I should be fortunate that only you have the observant abilities to see through my ruse. Bravo.

[parkour]

It is something of a rare occurrence. Not to worry, I won't spill your secret.

[He's actually proud -- not that he figured it out, but that she admitted to it. Victory!]

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

You don't seem the type to reveal it publicly. [ Considering how he also revealed that he quite the checkered person. ] Ere regardless, your efforts and intelligence are quite commendable. Take pride that you're the only person in Johto that can use logic.

[ such an astounding accomplishment. ]

[parkour]

[He's not particularly inclined to agree - he knows and has known there are other people who are somewhat similar to him in that regard. But that's not important right now.

Perhaps I should look into having a plaque made to acknowledge my accomplishment.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ Well, it'd be difficult for him to move against her anyways so she's not remotely worried or anything. ]

I'm certain not even all the gold in Johto can measure up to this grand accomplishment.

[parkour]

Perhaps I can hoard from another region, in that case.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Is there really a region big enough for this very accomplishment? I can't even fathom how they'll award someone who cures the common cold. [ .... with the world? ]

[parkour]

It's difficult to say. It's not as if Johto is known for its conventional means, in any case.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

For all we know, here it's cured by sparkles and sunshine.

[ the text is utterly drenched with sarcasm. ]

[parkour]

It certainly couldn't be ruled out.

[He knows this, but he responds this way regardless.]

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I suppose unicorns are also the source of antibodies?

[ /trolls? sort of? kind of? maybe? ]

[parkour]

Just as rainbows cure disease.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

And dandelions extend a person's lifespan by 500%.

[parkour]

Careful, now. Someone may see that and take it to heart!

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Well, in this case natural selection would run its course but here it has no course to run.

[parkour]

Not so much "no course," but a different course entirely.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Or maybe reality just lost the map it was supposed to follow.

[parkour]

What a sight that would be.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

How rude of you to not think of the blind, Nakura.