[ Hello, Johtoians, and Kantoians! A rare sight indeed on the feed today. For the first time in over a year (gosh do I suck when it comes to making posts), Lust is making an open post. 

She focuses the feed to her shiny Beartic, Jynx, and, now, as a latest addition, a baby Larvitar, all sit around, sparkling like Edward Cullen in Mariah Carey's legendarily awful film, Glitter. ]

So, is there actually a point to all of these alternatively colored pokémon? Or are they just for show? [ She doesn't sound partial to any possibility. She just sounds bored. The Beartic starts to rest as Jynx decides to take up chasing Larvitar. Her arms and her legs flail wildly as Larvitar keeps trying to hop out of her grasps. ] Are they perhaps stronger than their normally colored counterparts? I doubt it. But, then again, I never did find a person with a Beartic or a Jynx to test this theory out myself. I wonder, just what makes them so special. Why are they so coveted, when the only difference between a sparkly pokémon and their normally colored counterparts is their color? 

[ The Larvitar pops himself inside Lust's coat, which is currently hung on the rack, and buries himself in there. ] Oh, Alex Louis, come now. She just wants to play. [ Jynx lifts the coat rack up with her psychic powers and pours it upside down. A suspicious amount of Pokédollars, tms, potions, berries, apricorns and other trainer items empty themselves onto the wooden floor. Larvitar falls last, and looks a bit stunned before the water works start.

The feed suddenly ends without Lust saying a word. ]