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[licentious]

[ Ah, the new wave of people. Lust has been planning this since Envy told her what was going on a month ago, so, she's going to test the waters. How foolish are these people? How generous are these people? All of which will be sparked with a single sentence. ] 

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. I assume it's similar to waking up not on Team Rocket. Who would have thought? [ I'm sorry ): She snarks at everyone's intelligence. ]

Not really. I was just given a note and nothing to do. When I walked out, I was greeted by a urinating human. I guess this speaks for its quality.

What do you mean by bad guys?

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I can't say I'm enjoying the surplus of incompetency, here. But I suppose if you have a blizzard-in-a-weasel, the use for an army suddenly isn't very existant, huh?

[tensaizenzai.livejournal.com]

If you say so.

[foolishwren]

Trapped?

some people are trapped


but not me


I've been here for a year and then some.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

So you enjoy your time here?

A year isn't too long. However, I need to be at home as soon as possible. Are there any clues to how or why we arrived?

[parkour]

I'm not most people.

[foolishwren]

it's better than where I came from, that's for sure


anyway, fraid not

people do go home sometimes, spontaneously. But nobody knows how or why

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I didn't say you were.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

My apologies that your world is so cruel that this looks better as a result.

Hm. I see. Clever on their part to remain so elusive, but they can't remain like this forever.

[parkour]

I wanted to state it for the record.

[foolishwren]

eh im used to it


apparently they've remained that way a lot longer than any of us have been here

but lemma tell ya, if any of them rear their ugly heads where I can get to them, they're in for a world of pain

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Record? Noted. Chance of it getting lost? 100%.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Such cruelty is something no one should be used ti [ blatant lies lust loves this. ]

Now that would be quite the sight to see. [ blatant truth lust loves this. ]

[foolishwren]

that's life for ya

_{[Heather's response to such things is pretty pragmatic, all things considered. Gut-spilling and other embarrassing displays of Woe Is Me are saved for trusted bros.]}

it'll happen eventually

stay tuned

[parkour]

Your honesty is admirable.

I'M SORRY FOR THE TYPO EARLIER LET'S JUST PRETEND IT'S IC...

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ This conversation has been entirely satisfying for Lust. ] Have you ever thought about going to another world entirely? If multiple worlds converge here, who's to say you can't go somewhere you get the happiness you deserve? [ LET ME GIVE YOU THIS BROCHURE FOR AMESTRIS. ]

It'll be a sight to see definitely.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

As is your confidence, and self-worth. [ aka you're exactly the reason why she hates humans but why not you're the closest thing she gets to liking someone here that's not her palm tree from home or Heather. ]

[parkour]

In a world of people with such low self-esteem, someone has to have those things.

IT'S OKAY I ALWAYS PRETEND TYPOS ARE IC WHEN IT'S TEXTING <3

[foolishwren]

<sub>[She'd be lying if she tried to claim such thoughts hadn't occurred to her... especially since going back would mean losing her father. Again.]

[If she had the chance and means to? She'd grab him and RUN, far away from the place where he was already dead.]</sub>

considering nobody even knows how people get here or go back, that doesn't sound very possible



but if it were, id do it

[attrites.livejournal.com]

[ it's okay, he's honestly quite used to it... ]

WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ Aw! How heartwarming!

Too bad this isn't a word in Lust's vocabulary but for now she'll just sow some seeds. ]

It could be possible if we find a route out. Either way, as a wealthy socialite, I could provide you and other people from your world a stay in mine. Amestris is a fairly nice place.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Multiple people have them, and most of them demonstrate this trait at inopportune moments. [ aka you human little shits are too smug |: homunculus trait only!!! ]

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ what a pitiful existence ): ] It was a normal person, by all accounts. I didn't really attempt to interact with him, for hopefully obvious reasons.

I'm aware of their incompetency, most likely because of the previous example. But their failures are a good thing, right?

IDK I THINK I WAS BITTEN BY SOME RADIOACTIVE AMAZING AS A KID

[foolishwren]

thanks for the offer

_{[... But no word on whether or not she'd take it. Sorry Lust, Heather doesn't trust strangers easily. Especially not if she knew you were a woman named LUST.]}

[parkour]

I never said other people didn't exhibit those traits. However, they are in the minority -- even many of those who display it aren't very genuine.