licentious | III. Jailbreak. [anonymous video from an injured policeman's PCD]

[ The video feed turns on suddenly. It's clear that it's a jail of some sorts, and there's been a heavy battle going on within the confines of the jail. However, the feed turns on only to show the conclusion. One guard seems almost paralyzed, barely able to utter out the words "you monster", as another guard looks frustrated at the poison powder that's still lingering in the background.

Elsewhere, it appears that the other guards were less fortunate. The stroll down the confines of the jail is noiseless, except for the distinct sound of heels clacking, followed by a bit of a stomp from what must be monstrous pokémon. The light fixtures blink on and off, revealing frames of a horrific scene. Some guards are frozen to the bone, a human popsicle of sorts. Other guards have deep lacerations and pierces. While others just look borderline flattened. Some seemed to be crushed by rocks and buried in sand.

It's clear. Whoever did this knows what they're doing, and don't have a sense of human warmth within them. They're cold, nasty and vile.

The walking stops at the end of the hall, and a low, husky voice speaks two commands. ]

Freeze. Then slash.

[ The pokémon, whose whitish blue arms are the only thing visible, does as told. A blizzard first impacts the bars before they're sliced in half. ]

Welcome back, Commander. [ The feed briefly turns back on herself, except her hair is tied back in a slick pony tail and she's wearing a Ho-Oh mask that blurs out the majority of her face. ]

To all of those of you that could stomach those images [ The way she turns the phrase implies that stomach goes much beyond tolerating, and into the territory of like. ] I implore you to contact me immediately.

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[ Lust doesn't even bite an eyelash at his joke. She just stares half emptily into him as he cracks a ridiculously cheesy one liner. But, why not, she'll come back with this gem in a totally deadpan way. ]

You have been a very, very bad boy, Commander Cobra. [ If there was a sandwich, she would have totally taken a bite out of it. ]

You're quite welcome however. I had similar feelings. I couldn't stand another day without your presence creating moments of interest [ At least they passed the time better than Rocket grunts needing the same tutorial on moving crates. ] in the docks.

[ She also shrugs at the kick. ] I'm quite sure that one isn't going to feel it. Perhaps the kick will go better to the one that could still speak. [ Even if he's currently stun spored. ]

No. I’d prefer to leave that one be.

[No sudden change of heart here though.]

Don’t missstake this for compassion or sympathy. I would merely prefer for that one to remain consciousssss so that there’s a witness to what happened here! That way he can explain the details of thissss assault to the others once they recover!

[And he’s cackling now. Amazing what being broken out of prison does for his mood.]

I'd never mistake you for owning sympathy. [ She'd be totally disgusted if he ever displayed that! ]

I don't think a single kick will knock him out, however. [ His cackling brings some sort of twisted joy to Lust's heart. It's been a while since she's heard a maniacal cackle. ] I still can't believe they have a jail this well stocked but only one prisoner in it. This was just [ if she had sunglasses, they would be placed on her head right now. ] off the chain. [ YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ]

Good. That would be a terrible mistake to make.

[He’s not even sure where to start on the off the chain joke. Should he make a similar one? Or just leave it alone?

Then again when does Cobra ever leave well enough alone? ]

The only thing off about thisss situation is that these idiots actually thought they could defend against a a break in! But enough about that, do you have an essscape route planned?

[Because he wants to get his Pokémon and get out of here before this somehow fails.]

I do, actually. The S.S. Venom is currently docked outside of Pallet Town. We'll be taking it back up to Vermillon under the guise of the S.S. Horn.

[ She'll walk towards the the sheriff's desk and command her Beartic to smash it. The ruins of the desk spill out Cobra's pokéballs, all of which are intact. ]

Excellent. They’ll probably be expecting us to flee by Pokémon and not sssearch for any other means of transportation.

[Cobra approves.

Cobra also approves of the smashed desk, which he’ll collect his Pokeballs from.]

There. Now I’d ssssuggest we make our exit before reinforcements arrive.

Especially ones that aren't snakes. [ That is Cobra's method of operation. ]

Of course. Try to keep up. [ She'll just... start walking. Casually. Yep. Life is sure quick paced for Lust 8|a ]

Try to keep up? Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to make a getaway? I, of all people, have no problem keeping up!

[Normally, he’d prefer to not have those times brought up, but hey, he’s sort of insulted.

So insulted that he sort of forgot he’s meant to be escaping. Oops. He’ll resume walking now.]

If you have no problem keeping up then I advise you walk quicker, unless you want my Mamoswine to carry us to the boat. [ She has no problems with that suggestion because it seems like so much destructive potential lurks in that decision. ]

[Does Cobra want to see a mammoth rampage through Pallet Town? Yes. Does he want to run the risk of getting rearrested doing that? No.]

That will not be necesssssary today. Another time perhaps.

[He'll be doing his best to keep up now.]

All right. [ An almost disappointed sigh. Eventually, Lust reaches the dock and hops in the boat, which is in full Unicorn mode. ] All aboard, Commander.

Very well.

[He'll step onto the...unicorn themed boat. He's definitely sure that no one would ever link this to him. Ever.]

Let'sssss get out of here. Immediately!

[ Lust gets on her very stylish captain hat before blasting off into the seas unknown. In the usual Cobra fashion, a mixture of Sharpedo and Staryu seem to skip along side the boat like dolphins. Lust is amazingly collected about this, since, well, she's given up on things making sense a couple of weeks ago. ]

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