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[licentious]

[ Ah, the new wave of people. Lust has been planning this since Envy told her what was going on a month ago, so, she's going to test the waters. How foolish are these people? How generous are these people? All of which will be sparked with a single sentence. ] 

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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[attrites.livejournal.com]

[ it really is.... ]

AMAZING IS BASICALLY CONDENSED INTO YOU

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

No problem at all, Heather.

[ COME ON HEATHER LUST IS THE STRANGER NOW TAKE THE CANDY... ]

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Correct, on both accounts. It's amazing to see how easily some of the most over confident of men crumble. The fallouts are easily preventable, or, at the very least, able to be softened, yet time after time they don't take what's in front of them in order to save themselves.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ being akaya is suffering. ]

You think you've seen it all. At that second, Johto became a lot less surreal.

If they're completely bad though, why aren't they just extinguished completely? Why do you think that Team Rocket still exists, despite it being fodder?

[parkour]

It seems you're very experienced in the matter. Impressive, really. Very few would understand that.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Experience? If anyone read today's newspaper where I'm from anyone could understand it. But, as far as actual understanding goes, a majority of the country may as well be functioning illiterates.

How's the place where you reside? Awfully similar?

[parkour]

Eerily so, I'd say -- though I suppose it's likely that way on most worlds. Interesting as humans can be, most are not very bright!

WITH GREAT AMAZING COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY

[foolishwren]

cool

<sub>[C-careful Lust, Heather's had far too many strangers offer her metaphorical candy before. If you want a shot at this, you'll have to take it slooooooow and eaaaaasy. ... Especially because this kid will bite the hand that holds the candy if she thinks there might be poison hidden in the wrappers.]

[BUT YOU'RE NOT DOING BAD SO FAR.]</sub>

so when did you get here anyway?

just now?

[usedbide.livejournal.com]

Probably not. Nature round here sometimes seems worse than any army you could train up.

[attrites.livejournal.com]

[ eternal suffering :( ]

I apologize for this tag.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ B) just as Lust likes it. ]

Though, I'd normally request for information about the correlation between us and a video game, I must ask something else:

Just what is that?

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

If most were bright, intelligence wouldn't be considered a positive trait, it'd be considered a norm.

OH GOD I'D HATE TO SEE THE DAMAGE FROM IRRESPONSIBILITY

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Earlier today. I had to get over the initial shock of public urination.

[ LUST WILL BE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL CANDY GIVER EVER YOU KNOW THIS OKAY?

Besides her hand regenerates who even gives a fuck if you bite it :x ]

IT'S PRETTY DISASTROUS

[foolishwren]

<sub>[SHE'LL HAVE TO BEAT HEATHER'S MOTHER TO SUCCEED AT THAT. DAHLIA'S PRETTY HARD TO BEST. But hey, competition's open.]

[Heather doesn't like things that don't care if she bites them. :c]

[She is, however, successfully distracted.]</sub>

public uri--



WHAT?

dude what kind of boonies town is mahogany if they dont have toilets what the hell

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I doubt this could hold a candle to the Briggs' Bears.

[parkour]

And such a shame that is, hm?

[attrites.livejournal.com]

[usedbide.livejournal.com]

Never heard of them.

enough to leave my phone at home?

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

[ Lust caused a genocide by ordering a child to be shot in the face o/.

Heather's mom is suddenly reduced to an incarnation of Mrs. Fields B).

Oh damn it ): ]

Oh they have toilets. It's apparently just a choice to use one.

It wasn't an NPC either. It looks like a similarly ranked rocket was doing his best impersonation of a dog. I could only assume just when he arrived here, and just what happened to him if the use of toiletries escapes him.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Not really. I enjoy being praised by society.

[ casually lays out some bait owo ]

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I guess beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.

[ It looks like a drunk pig from her end :x ]

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Not surprised. You aren't Amestrian after all.

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Heather's mom almost destroyed the world several times over purely by being a conniving, manipulative, sociopathic old coot who was really good at fucking with people. Even decades and decades after she died. ... Oh, and she also lit her daughter on fire. In order to be able to destroy the world.]

[It's pretty hard to beat Dahlia Gillespie when it comes to pure, manipulative evil.]</sub>

man just when i thought rockets couldn't get any lamer

[parkour]

That is what many people enjoy.

[attrites.livejournal.com]