[Well, that’s not how Baroness or Zartan would have incapacitated the guards, but they’re not here, so who cares? Cobra’s just glad to be out of that darn cell early. Another week of sitting in there and doing ugh, community service, and he would’ve happily accepted a worse fate instead.]

I ssssee that I’ve been granted time off for good behavior.

[He’s just going to laugh at his own stupid joke before stepping forward.]

And as you know, I rarely thank people, but believe me, you have my thanks for the timely ressscue. I couldn’t ssstand another day in thisss wretched place with these idiotic excuses for police officers!

[For emphasis, he’s going to kick one of them while they’re down. Cobra can’t wait to be out of this place.]