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Hey, it's Envy. I've got something to ask you.

Ah, yes, Envy? What could it be? [ a smuggish smile creeps across Lust's face. This better be good. ]

I don't know if you've heard anyone talking about the stupid human holiday happening in December yet, it's called Christmas.

[...might as well just get it over with.] But someone I know here invited me to her house in Goldenrod to celebrate it, and said I could bring other people with me. You want to come? [Envy is wearing his 'when did this become my life don't judge me FML' frown.]

So you'll be celebrating a holiday at a human's house? [ On one side, ew she has to spend the day with people but on the other side there could be people she wants to manipulate there!!! Or new victims! Oh god, what to decide, what to decide. ]

Do you plan on drinking? [ She's sort of wishing for a yes so she can just show up to be damage control. No, she is not tsuning over this occasion... How very preposterous...

God Envy you've gotten so soft ): ]

Tch, no, of course she's not human. I think the only two humans there are going to be Miguel and Tulio.

[Come on Lust give him a little credit. Yeah he's met some humans here that are okay in his books but that doesn't mean he wants to go to a party with nothing but them. ...Although if for some reason he was going to an all humans party he would drag her along because 'don't you leave me to deal with this alone'.]

...I don't know, maybe. Why?

Oh, really? You didn't say we'd be in good company. You should know that's all it takes to get me to go. [ She's come to begrudgingly accept Miguel and Tulio on the "resist shanking" list, just to make sure Envy's happy.

Okay, okay, fine. She'll go to that party just to keep you from dying of boredom in a place where death doesn't exist. They'll just act sweet, leave early, and complain about them while they walk home. But, credit definitely given. She is glad you have not been swayed by the human ways. ]

Hm, I guess I really should go then. I'm not sure how you handle your alcohol, but the other Envy would begin to bleed wine just after a sip.

Ah, Miss Isabella...this is Kimblee, I don't suppose you could spare a moment?

Ah, Kimblee, how nice of you to call me. [ This is going to be good. ] I suppose I could spare a moment. What do you need? [ Lust is always business all of the time! Except when she's shanking people, but that's technically a business expense. For her. ]

[It's almost always good news when he gets in contact with you people; really, the worst it usually gets is admitting that he has no damn idea what he's supposed to be doing, and all that really requires in terms of fixing is a gentle push into Drachma by your Eldritch abomination of an older brother.

And shanking people is always a business expense, what are you talking about. ...god, we're horrible.]

It's less that I need something and more that I have an offer for you...although before I get to that, I'll ask you to forgive my curiosity - I noticed that you managed to locate Gluttony eventually. I understand that you were having him capture something for you?

[ Lust is fine with providing people direction and she actually enjoys it. That's not bad news so much as, "News waiting to become fabulous news". She does look after Gluttony after all.

WROTE IT OFF ON HER TAX RETURNS.
People robbed from shanking: 31,626$
Business Expenses: 267,732$
Business: Mom and Pop's Jewelry ]

Yes. I requested that if he should feel like it that he should capture me a Pokemon. Primarily it was for busy work so he wouldn't eat New Bark Town, [ This home needs some more salt! ] but it does have its merits.

Yes, believe me, the need for busy work is completely understandable, as Gluttony goes.

[HE MANAGED TO FOLLOW A STRAIGHT PATH IN A CIRCLE, LUST, MY GOD]

[But! No matter.]

Ah, but I digress - I've recently come into the possession of one of these creatures that I believe might interest you. It's yours, should you want it; I can assure you it's better than anything Gluttony may have obtained for you, at the very least.

[ Lust allows that part of the conversation to be dropped. She briefly pans the feed to a Hoppip splashing around. ]

Well, I have to say, it isn't hard to get something better than this. [ Hoppip's splashing eventually gets itself lodged into a tree where it starts to swing in a panic. Lust just turns the feed back to herself. ] Hm, though I am curious. Mind showing me what it is, Kimblee? [ If she was Strawberry Shortcake she'd be talking about she luffs you so berry berry much. ]

Hey, I'm getting out of this place for a while. And you did tell me to let you know.

[And he actually remembered! ...as he was getting on the train, but it's the thought that counts right?]

Fair enough, Envy, I've been gone for awhile too. Team Rocket business is starting to get more strenuous. [ God damn Suicune 8|aaaa ]

I know your secret, Isabella

I demand 3 million pokedollars to keep it quiet

[WHAT GOOD IS HAVING BOTH A SISTER AND AN ANON GLITCH IF ENVY CAN'T TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY PRANKS?]

All right. Care to include me in on what about my life is so secretive?

[ No way she's shelling out 3 million pokedollars immediately without knowing the information's value.

GOD SHE IS GOING TO BE SO ANGRY AT YOU!! SHE'LL BE GOING TO HER ROOM AND SHE'LL NEVER COME OUT!!! ]

I'll give you a hint

It starts with an 'h'.

[YOU CAN'T STAY IN YOUR ROOM FOREVER!!]

Homewrecker?

[ Borrowed inspiration from the headlines of that tabloid magazine she read earlier. She assumes it means that the home she owns is in the process of being destroyed, which is true since she has a bunch of men living in it!!!!!!! And Gluttony ate the drywall that one time. ]

It's Jeane. I'm in Goldenrod if you're still up for me paying you a little visit.

How long are you going to be in Goldenrod? I believe I can make it to your location, as I'll be in Saffron in just a day, which means I'll take the train down.

I'll be here for at least another month, so no rush.

All right. I'll consider this and visit you early june, if that sounds okay. I believe my next couple of weeks might be relatively busy since my superior is planning something quite large.

Okay. Can you give me an exact date?

How about June 4th?

Works for me. Should I meet you at the station?

Would the department store work, instead? We can have rooftop lunch, and go dutch.

[ She doesn't want to give the impression that she's paying since she knows Jeane has no time for that, but she still thinks casual villain luncheon >>>>> all. ]

That works. Any particular time I should expect you?

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